random things my kids say

While I was doing lunges in the back yard Layla said, "Mommy what are you doing?"  I said, "Do you see these thighs?"  She replied, "Yes, they are chubby!"

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Gary and I went together into Hayden's church preschool to pick him up.  He ran up to Gary with fists flying and said, "Dadda, you want some o dis?"

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One evening while reflecting on the days events Layla said, "I accidentally lost my mind, and that is why I accidentally hit you with my fishing pole."

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One evening while reading books Hayden grabbed my face in his little hands and said, "Momma you face is shaped like a triangle."

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One day at the table while eating lunch Layla said, "To me life would be hard to live without cheesy chips."


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While I was explaining what we were doing over the upcoming weekend I mentioned we'd go to church.  Hayden said, "I hit my friends at church."


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Our neighbors put a For Sale sign in their front yard and Layla asked what it meant and why it was there.  After a thorough explanation she said, "I think I will buy their house so I can live near you forever."


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I was tucking Hayden into bed and he said, "Mommy, You adopted."


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Layla was sitting at the bar doing her homework and Gary and I were talking.  Layla heard something we said and she just busted out with, "word!"


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One day when I was joking around with Gary saying I was gonna punch him, Hayden said, "No you don't hit my daddy, he is my best boy."